NOOB Energy
You didn’t fall off — you leveled up.
There was a time your name was always on the leaderboard. LAN parties. Lock-ins. Late nights. Then came careers. Kids. Chaos.
Noob Energy is crash-free fuel for people who keep pushing — even after the loading screen fades.
Because we all start somewhere. Whether it's your first kid, first job, or first time getting serious about your health - being a noob is about leveling up.
It's not about being bad. It's about being in the game.
We took a name that once meant "beginner" and turned it into a badge. A reminder that improvement is the flex - and no matter how far you've come, there's always a next level.
The Problem
Most energy drinks are built for frat basements or fake influencers. They're loud, messy, and crash harder than your toddler after a birthday party. And the "clean" ones? Full of empty claims, mystery dust, or branding so sterile it looks like a multivitamin.
The Solution
Noob Energy is clean fuel with edge. No sugar. No crash. Full-label transparency. Clinically-dosed nootropics that help you stay sharp - whether you're gaming, grinding, or getting after it at 6AM on a Saturday.
It works. And it looks damn good doing it.
Zero Sugar
No spikes. No crashes. Just clean, dialed energy.
Clinically Dosed
Ingredients that actually work. Not marketing fluff.
Powder + Can
Whether you crave cold or control, you’re covered.
Styled to Flex
From setups to school runs. Noob fits real life.
Noob wasn't VC-funded. It didn't come out of an influencer's kitchen. It started with two guys - a performance-focused marketer and creative - who saw everyday gamers getting left behind. They bootstrapped it, built the formulas, and turned a side hustle into a full-blown movement for those who still want to win.
This is energy that earns your respect.
Our Journey
Launched in December. Built different from day one.
Sold 30,000 cans. The underdog energy found its footing.
National retail launch into FYE.
Expanded into Spencer’s Gifts. Energy with culture.
Hit Hot Topic shelves. The hype turned real.
Crossed 1 million cans. Vitamin Shoppe joined the squad.
Launched powder. More control. More servings. Same fuel.
What's Inside
L-Tyrosine
1000mg / 2000mg
L-Tyrosine is an amino acid that supports mental performance, especially during stress or fatigue. It helps produce neurotransmitters like dopamine and norepinephrine, which improve focus, mood, and cognitive function. It’s often used to boost alertness and reduce the effects of stress.
N-Acetyl L-Carnitine
1000mg / 2000mg
N-Acetyl L-Carnitine is an igredient that supports energy production by helping transport fatty acids into cells for fuel. It boosts brain function, enhances memory, and may improve mood and mental clarity. ALCAR is also used to support nerve health and reduce fatigue.
Alpha GPC
250mg / 500mg
Alpha-Glycerl Phosphoryl Choline (Alpha-GPC) is a choline compound that supports brain health by boosting acetylcholine levels, which enhances memory, focus, and cognitive function. It also promotes physical performance by improving muscle strength and recovery. It is often used to support mental clarity and overall brain function.
Rhodiola Rosea
150mg / 300mg
Rhodiola Rosea is an adaptogenic herb that helps the body manage stress and fatigue. It supports mental clarity, focus, and mood by balancing cortisol levels. Rhodiola is also known to enhance physical endurance and reduce symptoms of anxiety and depression.
L-Theanine
100mg / 200mg
L-Theanine is an amino acid found in tea that promotes relaxation and reduces stress without causing drowsiness. It supports improved focus, cognitive performance, and better sleep quality by increasing serotonin and dopamine levels. It’s often used to manage anxiety and improve overall mental well-being.
Caffeine (natural)
100mg / 200mg
Natural caffeine, found in sources like coffee and tea, boosts energy, alertness, and focus. It supports improved physical performance, enhances mood, and increases mental clarity by stimulating the central nervous system. Natural caffeine is also known to improve endurance and reduce fatigue.
TeaCrine®
50mg / 100mg
Theacrine is a natural compound similar to caffeine that boosts energy, focus, and mood without causing a crash. It supports enhanced mental clarity, sustained energy levels, and improved motivation. Theacrine is also used to reduce fatigue and improve physical performance.
AstraGin®
25mg / 50mg
AstraGin® is a natural compound that enhances the absorption of nutrients, such as amino acids, vitamins, and minerals. It supports improved bioavailability, ensuring the body gets the most out of supplements and food. Astragin also helps boost gut health and promote overall nutrient efficiency.
To give everyday legends the clarity, control, and edge they need to dominate - from the home office to the boss fight.
Because health should be loud. Energy should be clean. And no one should have to choose between performance and identity.
